I like breakfast, and breakfasts that involve bacon, maple syrup, and citrus fruit are among my favorites. I like men. I appreciate cologne. I’m just not sure how I feel about combining them all this way. But given $36 extra dollars and a compliant boyfriend, I suppose I would be game to find out.
If someone could capture the essence of freshly-sawn plywood, though, it would make amazing cologne. A set for our K-3 play is being built in the room adjacent to my class, and while the out-gassing is probably going to make me grow extra arms or at least a third ear, I’m loving every minute of it right now.