Miss C., do you watch 60 Minutes?
Me: Well, I don’t really watch TV.
What? You don’t watch TV? Why not?
Me: I don’t have time for it.
Do you have a TV in your house?
Me: Yeah. I have one in my house.
And you don’t watch it?
Me: Well, I watched some of the Olympics. But I don’t think I’ve watched anything since then.
[Long pause. I think the conversation is over.]
(Said as if I had just announced that I have cancer:) But, Miss C., aren’t you really sad?