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One of many reasons my kids won’t be allowed to play terrorists (including pirates)

(On the playground)

A: We’ve found a ship!

B: Shoot everybody aboard and throw them overboard!  Everything will be ours!

(Shouts of assent.)

Me: Hold it!  Don’t shoot innocent people!

A (totally sincere): Well, what do you want us to do, hang them all?

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