One of my students was in such a hurry to get lunch that a student in his way was nearly body-slammed. “Hey!” the physically fine but emotionally upset slamee asserted himself, “DDT!”
He must have felt the question, because he explained: “What if DDT stood for ‘Don’t do that!’? Cause DDT is completely illegal. Peregrine Falcons were totally wiped out of the Eastern United States by DDT and egg hunters.”
I think this student will do well as part of Generation-Text; he’s already inventing acronyms.